YEAH YEAH, WE SELL TEES.
BUT HERE'S THE THING ABOUT RICE FED HUMANS.
YEAH YEAH, WE SELL TEES.
BUT HERE'S THE THING ABOUT RICE FED HUMANS.
Rice Fed Humans is for the ones who found their people through food, through screens, through culture that got under their skin and stayed - Korean diaspora and devoted fans, people with strong feelings about soju and stronger feelings about fictional men in Korea. No footnotes. No apologies. Just our culture, on a tee.
If you know, you know.
You're family. We treat you like it.
We're a small independent brand. Real humans on the other end of every email - no chatbots, no corporate hold music, no three week wait for a response that says absolutely nothing useful. If something's wrong, contact us within 60 days. We'll make it right. No runaround. No drama. That's the whole thing.
We ship from the U.S. and do our best to get your order out the door within 2–4 business days — most orders ship the next day.
Contact us within 60 days of delivery with a photo of the issue and your order number. We'll sort it immediately — replacement or full refund, your choice. No runaround. No fine print. No drama.
That's the Rice Fed Happiness Guarantee. If your tee isn't right, neither are we.
We print using state of the art Direct to Garment (DTG) technology with non toxic ink designed to last. Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.
Treat it like your grandmother's wok. With respect. It'll last forever.
We use premium grade Comfort Colors 100% cotton for our tees.
Our tees are relaxed unisex fit. Check out the size guide.