YEAH YEAH, WE SELL TEES.
BUT HERE'S THE THING ABOUT RICE FED HUMANS.
🫰 RICE FED HUMANS ALSO LOVE 🫰
We don't do cheap.
Some brands print with the cheapest material they can find and hope the graphic does the heavy lifting. We don't. Our culture deserves more than ink that cracks after three washes.
Every Rice Fed Humans tee is printed using state-of-art Direct to Garment (DTG) technology - non toxic ink, premium grade cotton, multiple quality scanning checkpoints, reliable local delivery. Colors that stay true. Whites that actually show up on dark fabric. Detail that survives the wash, the dryer, and whatever your cousin does to borrowed clothes.
It's our culture, on a tee.
Rice Fed Humans is for the ones who found their people through food, through screens, through culture that got under their skin and stayed - Korean diaspora and devoted fans, people with strong feelings about soju and stronger feelings about fictional men in Korea. No footnotes. No apologies. Just our culture, on a tee.
If you know, you know.
Rice Fed Happiness Guarantee.
You're family. We treat you like it.
We're a small independent brand. Real humans on the other end of every email - no chatbots, no corporate hold music, no three week wait for a response that says absolutely nothing useful. If something's wrong, contact us within 60 days. We'll make it right. No runaround. No drama. That's the whole thing.
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
When will my order arrive?
We ship from the U.S. and do our best to get your order out the door within 2–4 business days — most orders ship the next day.
- Once shipped, delivery typically takes 2–6 business days.
- You’ll receive tracking as soon as your order ships.
What if my tee arrives damaged or with a print issue?
Contact us within 60 days of delivery with a photo of the issue and your order number. We'll sort it immediately — replacement or full refund, your choice. No runaround. No fine print. No drama.
That's the Rice Fed Happiness Guarantee. If your tee isn't right, neither are we.
Will the print crack or fade after washing?
We print using state of the art Direct to Garment (DTG) technology with non toxic ink designed to last. Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.
Treat it like your grandmother's wok. With respect. It'll last forever.
What materials are your products made of?
We use premium grade Comfort Colors 100% cotton for our tees.
What size should I get?
Our tees are relaxed unisex fit. Check out the size guide.